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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
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In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself,...
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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What an absurd thing it is to pass over all the valuable parts of...
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Success is achieved and maintained by those who TRY, And keep TRYING. Where there...
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If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
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There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...