Quote #20745
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #9490
The world has changed. I see it in the water. I feel it in...
Quote #3002
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #19571
All things in the world come from being. And being comes from non-being.
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #31097
Every one is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #6590
I know not if I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly,...
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.