Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #32123
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #11784
Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Quote #6000
It is the part of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not to...
Quote #13505
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #5694
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
Quote #2060
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively...
Quote #7570
You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...