Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #26529
Creativity comes from awakening and directing men’s higher natures, which originate in the primal...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #21372
The Establishment center … has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in...
Quote #21774
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #24178
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice...
Quote #29345
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.