Quote #32727
Life is a continual upgrade.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #23876
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it...
Quote #19688
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #12201
The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
Quote #26977
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #13296
Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one...
Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
Quote #13194
This is the night to go to the theatre, like Abraham Lincoln.
Quote #12861
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep and you weep alone; For the...