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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
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If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #2941
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in...
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To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #5622
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.