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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
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The greatest truths are the simplest.
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There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...
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As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
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The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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The Negro says, ‘Now.’ Others say, ‘Never.’ The voice of responsible Americans … says,...