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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
Quote #32334
Champions are a rare breed. They trust God while others ask for answers. They...
Quote #32793
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #9906
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and...
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Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....
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Resistance is useless.
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #23375
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.