Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #23349
I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #200
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #12631
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...
Quote #4989
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will...
Quote #2977
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
Quote #8714
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Quote #4560
Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was...
Quote #18364
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...