Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #15629
The perfection preached in the Gospels never yet built up an empire. Every man...
Quote #27110
The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought, and then fix it...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #32845
All of us, whether guilty or not, whether old or young, must accept the...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Quote #18284
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Quote #13928
I used to be Snow White — but I drifted.
Quote #12515
And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it...