Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #22063
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
Quote #6234
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there...
Quote #8528
The man who stops making new friends eventually will have none.
Quote #25699
Spirit is living, and Life is Spirit, and Life and Spirit produce all things,...
Quote #18483
When I do good, I feel good when I do bad, I feel bad,...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #796
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...