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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #9424
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
Quote #11593
This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research...
Quote #13346
We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.
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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...