Quote #34841
There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
Quote #28486
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #26265
You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where...
Quote #5788
The world is extremely interesting to a joyful soul.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #3997
Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re...
Quote #14303
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #9504
Those who profess to favor freedom, yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops...
Quote #15510
The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...