Quote #1212
Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
Quote #31609
Know thyself.
Quote #9118
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
Quote #18168
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1870
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #10216
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...
Quote #26224
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but...
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.