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Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
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If there were a verb meaning “to believe falsely,” it would not have any...
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
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Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
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Show us a man who never makes a mistake and we will show you...
Quote #13260
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.