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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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With true friends…even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing...
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the...
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Something unknown is doing we don’t know what.
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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There are two sorts of curiosity — the momentary and the permanent. The momentary...