Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #25126
Death hangs over thee, While thou still live, while thou may, do good.
Quote #22063
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
Quote #26617
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #23496
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #28706
If you don’t ask the right questions, you don’t get the right answers. A...
Quote #20480
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #8204
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.