Quote #18248
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #28782
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #13863
There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.
Quote #25830
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #23058
When work is a pleasure, life is a joy When work is a duty,...
Quote #27540
There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I...
Quote #7433
The past is certain, the future obscure.