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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
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There are questions of real power and then there are questions of phony authority....
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In this world of change naught which comes stays and naught which goes is...
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
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When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...
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Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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I have not slept one wink.