Quote #29445
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Quote #26659
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #33768
The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the...
Quote #8620
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
Quote #3855
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #13282
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin...
Quote #30579
No pain, no palm no thorns, no throne no gall, no glory, no glory...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.