Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #28098
Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp...
Quote #5296
It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give...
Quote #4213
When armies are mobilized and issues are joined,The man who is sorry over the...
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #30125
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #26779
A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.