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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
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God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
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Give me a museum, and I’ll fill it.
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it?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest.
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He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
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The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and...
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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...