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This day before dawn I ascended a hill and looked at the crowded heaven.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
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They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
Quote #17775
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #19031
The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting...
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An army marches on its stomach.
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...