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If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon...
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Whoever has inhabited the United States must have perceived that in those parts of...
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and...
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...