Quote #5113
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than...
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You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because...
Quote #247
The medium is the message.
Quote #6919
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #6820
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Quote #1122
Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in...