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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
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Our future may lie beyond our vision, but it is not completely beyond our...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If you are an author and give one of your books to a member...
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A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....
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Milton And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because...