Quote #32692
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #24015
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #12462
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Quote #23740
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force like fire, a...
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #15225
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #15318
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
Quote #12661
Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly.
Quote #6942
Wisdom oft lurks beneath a tattered coat.