Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #12383
I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to...
Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #4319
Death is not the worst; rather, in vainTo wish for death, and not to...
Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
Quote #31262
We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
Quote #26244
Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
Quote #302
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
Quote #13983
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
Quote #11399
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.