Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #32447
You’re the one I love to love, hate to hate, love to hate and...
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
Quote #11483
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Quote #2578
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage...
Quote #29801
An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
Quote #28199
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...