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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
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Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
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The hall of fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.
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Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
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Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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Think to yourself that every day is your last the hour to which you...
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.