Quote #17272
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we...
Quote #34381
It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #7029
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
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You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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Whose life is it anyway
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...