Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #11925
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
Quote #29572
To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its...
Quote #10113
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
Quote #25349
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
Quote #34733
There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
Quote #20819
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #14500
Now is the time for all good men to come to.