Quote #13361
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
Quote #9576
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
Quote #34727
You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
Quote #23622
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Quote #7952
I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
Quote #5787
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #8550
With foxes we must play the fox.
Quote #13374
There are no clear paths. Only pitfalls and tripwires and darkness.
Quote #11073
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.