Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #32758
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...
Quote #24910
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your...
Quote #7484
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their...
Quote #19055
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Quote #19320
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
Quote #21112
To exclude from positions of trust and command all those below the age of...
Quote #1961
New York: A third-rate Babylon.