Quote #8236
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #744
We need to make a decision, no matter what it is.
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #24951
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
Quote #32135
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?