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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
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All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
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Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you...
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Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...
Quote #8659
Give us this day our daily Faith, but deliver, dear God, from Belief.
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...