Quote #12813
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #1135
Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #6181
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #9352
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be...
Quote #18394
Ted Striker It was a rough place – the seediest dive on the wharf....
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #12969
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the...