Quote #2491
The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
Quote #14788
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of...
Quote #20734
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one’s nature perfectly – that is...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #27239
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #22732
Fear is, I believe, a most effective tool in destroying the soul of an...
Quote #18744
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.