Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #8905
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Quote #1634
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
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Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Quote #23216
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...