Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...
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The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write...
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Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it...
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #25907
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
Quote #11547
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...