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Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor’s a good brooch to wear in a...
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly...
Quote #3023
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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On a group of theories one can found a school; but on a group...
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Quote #34073
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Painless poverty is better than embittered wealth.
Quote #4141
A generation of men is like a generation of leaves; the wind scatters some...