Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #13870
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Quote #5751
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #9579
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #16130
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple...
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #16040
Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting,
Quote #5157
Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who...
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...