Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #11239
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
Quote #25856
Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
Quote #766
This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not...
Quote #27483
The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers...
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #11616
If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.
Quote #25630
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #26977
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...