Quote #24017
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #29971
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #19415
The only religious way to think of death is as a part and parcel...
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #14800
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Quote #1254
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.