Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #7625
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can...
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
Quote #21969
The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became...
Quote #26583
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Quote #22115
You despise books you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.