Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #23218
An association of men who will not quarrel with one another is a thing...
Quote #31147
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
Quote #26749
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Quote #8529
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #11
Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...
Quote #23155
You don’t have to die heaven and hell are in this world too.