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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...
Quote #605
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
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Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not...
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #23851
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.