Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #6872
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #18382
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
Quote #26595
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
Quote #12514
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Quote #2420
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
Quote #27384
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #31002
You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Quote #16454
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...