Quote #1521
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #26449
Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
Quote #15789
Proverbs are the literature of reason, or the statements of absolute truth, without qualification....
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #19442
The hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.
Quote #32345
Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.
Quote #29089
If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist...