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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
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In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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Who is rich? He who is content. Who is that? Nobody.
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There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...